When Santa eats alchemical cookies at a prankish Wizard’s house he gets something a little more complicated than indigestion. Kris Kringle’s swapped that bowl full of jelly for double-D cups. There’s only one way to reverse the swap, but that involves something extremely naughty. This story will knock you straight off the nice list. There’s no sugar, but expect a sleigh-full of spice in this ebook. Intended for mature readers only!